• "Git the hell outta my way"
  
  
• "Are you freakin blind!?"
  
  
• "Driver's license - you oughta get one asswipe!"
  
  
• "Put the cell phone down d-------"
  
  
• "Yer a god---- moron!"
  
  
• "Slow down dumbass, Walmart's open all night!"
  
  
• "Hey hognut, who taught you how to drive!?"
  
  
• "What the helllll was that maneuver!?"
  
  
• "Sonova ehh bitch!"

• "Pull over and buy me something!"
  
  
• "You den't my fender and I'll dent your forehead!!"
  
  
• "Drivers license... you oughta get one dumbass!"
  
  
• "Why don't you slow the hell down?!?"
  
  
• "What's wrong moron! Can't you stop and ask directions?"
  
  
• "Are you freakin blind!?"
  
  
• "Stop the dam car, Walmart is having a sale!"
  
  
• "Turn signal is still on, you old fart!"
  
  
• "Pick a lane instead of your nose!"
  
  
• "This ain't Daytona, and you aint no Dale Earnhardt, Jr.!"
  
  

Sou'thun Folks, now these are s'posed to be "fun", so don't take any exceptions to them. We Southerners can poke fun at ourselves, but any Yankee who even attempts it best give his heart to God, 'cause guess what part of their anatomy is ours...