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  • FRIENDS: Never ask for food
  • MISSISSIPPI FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

  • FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
  • MISSISSIPPI FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.

  • FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
  • MISSISSIPPI FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
        D**n... that was fun!"

  • FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
  • MISSISSIPPI FRIENDS: Cry with you.

  • FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back.
  • MISSISSIPPI FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

  • FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
  • MISSISSIPPI FRIENDS: Can write a book with direct quotes from you.

  • FRIENDS: Will leave you behind, if that's what the rest of the crowd is doing.
  • MISSISSIPPI FRIENDS: Will whoop the whole crowd that left you.

  • FRIENDS: Knock on your door.
  • MISSISSIPPI FRIENDS: Walk right in and holler, "Hey y'all! Anybody ta' home?"

  • FRIENDS: Are for a while.
  • MISSISSIPPI FRIENDS: Are for life.

  • FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
  • MISSISSIPPI FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
        "You better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

  • FRIENDS: Will talk smack to the person who talks smack about you.
  • MISSISSIPPI FRIENDS: Will knock them on their a**!!

  • OTHER FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
  • MISSISSIPPI FRIENDS: Will send this to their MISSISSIPPI FRIENDS.


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