So from our unique perspective, here's what Southern women know about living in Dixie, the best part of these great United States:

Southern girls know their memorable couples ...
Zelda and Scott
Scarlett and Rhett

Southern girls know the three types of school ...
Ballroom
Ballet
Charm

Southern girls appreciate their natural assets ...
Dewy skin
A winning smile
That unforgettable Southern drawl

*Southern girls know their manners ...
"Yes, ma'am"
"Yes, sir"
"Why, no, Billy!"

Southern girls don't drink, they sip ... a lot.



Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions ...
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your mother?"
"Love your hair."


Southern girls don't sweat .... they glisten.



Southern girls know their summer weather report ...
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity


Southern girls know their three R's ...
Rich
Richer
Richest

  • Southern girls know how to loosen a tongue with a Southern touch...
    Wild Turkey
    Jack Daniels
    Jim Beam

  • Southern girls know their vacation spots ...
    The Beach
    The Rivuh
    The Crick

  • Southern girls know the joys of June, July, and August ...
    Sweet iced-tea with mint
    Colorful hi-heel sandals
    Wide brimmed straw hats and big sunglasses
    Shade trees.......no true Southern Belle would evah' spoil her lovely "Magnolia skin" southern-girl
  • Southern girls know everybody's first name ...
    Honey
    Darlin'
    Shugah
  • Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts ...
    Gone With the Wind
    Fried Green Tomatoes
    Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
    Steel Magnolias

Southern girls know the real meaning of PMS ...

Precious Moody Southerner

Southern girls know their GRITS ...
Cheese
Stoneground
Garlic
Instant

Southern girls love to sin and tell about it!


Southern girls know their religions ...
Baptist
Methodist
Football


# *Southern girls know their primary colors ... #


  • Southern girls know the four seasons ...
    Recruiting
    Spring Training
    Practice
    Football

  • Southern girls know the real names for all-out-War ...
    SEC Football
    ACC Basketball
    NASCAR
    The Masters
  • Southern girls know their country breakfasts ...
    Red-eye gravy
    Grits
    Country ham
    Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with Momma's homemade jelly.

  • Southern girls know their cities drippin' with Southern charm...
    Addlanna
    Birmin'ham
    Chawl'stn
    N'awlins
    S'vanah
    Foat Wuth
    and by all means.........MEHMFUS!

Southern girls know their elegant gentlemen ...
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course

Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl.


Southern girls know their prime real estate ...
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon


Southern girls can teach anyone to flirt ....
Slowly lower your eyelashes
Listen carefully to everything he says
Speak r-e-a-l slow

Southern girls know the three deadly sins ...
Having bad hair and nails
Bad manners
Cooking bad food

Southern girls know bad manners when they see them ...
Drinking straight out of a beer can
Not sending thank you notes
Walking down the street (or anywhere!) with a lighted cigarette
Velvet after February
White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day


Southern girls know men may come and go,
but friends are fahevah!


Sent to me by "Baby Kay" ~~ "A Real Sou'thun Girl",
with some editing by My Hunka Hunka Burnin' Luv (You know who your are, Darlin').