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Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. |
No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus.
Drive it or get out of the way.
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They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They smell like money to us.
Get over it. |
Don't like it? I-40 goes east and west,
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I-55 and I-65 goes north and south. Pick one.
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| 20. | So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. |
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We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year.
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So... every person in the South waves. It's called being friendly.
Try to understand the concept. 
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If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in,we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 
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Yeah, we eat catfish
and crawfish.
You really want sushi 
and caviar?
It's available at the corner bait shop. |
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The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season.
It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
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Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards -- it spooks the fish.
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"The Colonel" is Property of: "How to Speak Southern" |
"Laughin' Down South" |
You Yankees Listen Up...
If Y'all Plan to Come for a Visit,
Y'all: The MOST mispronounced |
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An' if ya don' lak E'vis, stay outta Tupelo an' Memphis!! |
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