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Southern Belle Etiquette
Four southern belles were discussing their husbands one afternoon...
1st Southern Belle:
"Well, I do declare, my husband is so good to me.
He brings me diamonds near' every day of the week.
I got a diamond ring for every finger."
2nd Southern Belle:
"How Nice"
3rd Southern Belle:
"You know, my husband is the same way.
He brings me fur coats all the time.
I got a whole closet full of fur coats."
2nd Southern Belle:
"How Nice"
4th Southern Belle:
"Mine too.
He takes me on cruises and trips.
I've been nearly everywhere on this whole blessed earth."
2nd Southern Belle:
"How Nice"
(Nervous pause)
1st Southern Belle to 2nd Southern Belle:
"How does your husband treat you?"
2nd Southern Belle:
"Oh, my husband is very good to me, too.
He sent me off to Finishin' School."
(Nervous pause)
3rd Southern Belle to 2nd Southern Belle:
"Finishin' school?
What good is goin' to Finishin' School?"
2nd Southern Belle:
"Well, I used to say; 'f**k you', now I just say, 'How Nice'."
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